Pimpette Need I say more? She's the main character, by golly, and keeps all them ho's in line! |
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Turkish The vicious, bizarre hybrid who is Pimpette's right hand. Often seen curled around her arm... unless threatened, and then he becomes... Battle Turkish (to right)! |
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Phil The ditz. What else can I say? |
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Vodskof Angry Russian midget. Hates Phil with a passion. |
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Frankie Hot-tempered flying leprechaun with sharp pointy teeth! |
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Jon Runaway daemon from Hell who rather enjoys his life as a "male escort." Capable of pulling lit cigars and loaded shotguns from nowhere. |
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Frog A tall, skinny amphibian from an alternate dimension. Currently the unofficial bartender of the club, resisting all Pimpette's efforts to turn him into an "escort" like the rest. |
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Speed Frog's tiny blue chihuahua-looking drug-addicted dog who speaks suspiciously like Speedy Gonzales of Looney Tunes. Absolutely no relation there, I swear. |
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Glowing Member Reluctant new addition to the group who needs the money to pay off a loan-shark mafia. Of course he's not also in it to get laid! Who would think that! |
Balintor, Eldest of the Helldragons Rarely seen without a number of snakes (baby dragons, that is!) slithering all around him, Balintor is the father of all Helldragons. He's been known to call Satan "my boy," and is a very nice dragon indeed. I may do a short series on Balintor, if I get bored enough. He's a very interesting dragon. |
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Satan Um, what can I say? He's the lord of Hell, obviously. Knows Pimpette personally and calls her on the phone once in a while. Backstory on this eventually. It's even more interesting than Balintor's story. |
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Parakas A young, arrogant helldragon who enjoys capturing beautiful women. He has been seen to answer to Kria - especially if it gains him another captured female. |
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Kria Pimpette's sister, and an evil bitch at that. She lives in Hell, although she pops up once in a while to disrupt her sister's life. Definitely backstory on this coming! I'm actually working on it. Very long and very good. |
This guy has no official name... I call him YoDude, for lack of anything else. He lives with Tia in an apartment where random people come and go. Is almost always high. | ||
Tia Jon's main customer, and a frequent visitor to the club, Tia is a nymphomaniac with a taste for the exotic. |